Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob. Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures. Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers. Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Fifteen funny books for accountants. It's too easy to misunderstand HMRC. This is a true story about a tax dispute that went on for two years before the underlying issue was clarified. It made me smile. A while bac Accountancy Joke 8 Q: What does an accountant use for birth control?
A: His personality. Accountancy Joke 9 Q: Did you hear about the constipated accountant? A: He worked it out with a pencil. Accountancy Joke 10 Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he is boring. Accountancy Joke 11 Q: How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many did it take last year? Google Groups: alt. Google Groups: comp. How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
An old joke, but one unlikely to provoke an indignant rebuff these days. C1, col. A: Hmmm What kind of answer did you have in mind? What sort of answer did you have in mind?
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